I am 52 years old. I am a high school math teacher. I am in my 26th year of teaching. I absolutely love my job and my students. I am typically a private person, but in the midst of the beginning of this story, I felt a pull to start documenting this story that will be in progress for a while. So here we are. You may not care for my humor, I am sometimes crass and distasteful, but that is okay. Here we go.